Sammy Says

{While shopping for a Mother's Day gift with his father}

Daddy: "Buddy, do you know what Mother's Day is?"

Sammy: "No"

D: "It's when we celebrate the mommies and say 'thank you' to them". So we're getting a gift for Mommy. Do you know who else we celebrate?"

S: "No"

D: "Grandmom. Because she's your Mommy's mom. And Tuchis (nickname. long story!) because she's my mom."

S: "It's a day for girls"

D: "Not all girls, just girls who are mommies"

S: (very concerned) "but Daddy, who's going to celebrate all the other mommies???"

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{Wiggling violently during lunchtime}

Me: "What are you doing, honey"

Sammy: "I'm wiggling because I have bones in my body and I don't know where they are"

M: "Buddy, you have bones in your WHOLE body"

S: "But not in my mouth because I would spit them out!!!"