In the car on the way home from church last night:
Sammy: "Mommy, it hurts me!"
Mommy: "What hurts you?"
"There's a mosquito in there!"
"In my sock, Mommy. It's biting me!"
"Can you reach it and get it out?"
"No, he's stuck in there! He doesn't know how to get out!!"
"Mommy, can I have one pooshoo kiss?"
TRANSLATION: Hershey kiss