"Mommy, what am I going to do when I grow up?"
"I don't know, buddy. What do you want to do when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna drink coffee and eat hot peppers just like you and Daddy!"
"Oh really? Ok! What else do you want to do? Are you going to work? Maybe be a doctor or a baseball player?" (we have this all figured out for our boys. one will be a doctor and the other will play baseball so they have enough money to buy us a nice house and take care of us!)
"I'm gonna play baseball and get lots of strikes"
"You want to be a pitcher?"
"Yeah.......and a batter too and get lots of home runs!"